shit my kid says
25 March, 2015
- while eating breakfast, in a dimly lit dining room, "you sparkle just like sugar."
- "I refuse to go to school for one more day if I have to wear pants."
- "Mom, all the kids at school talk about someone named Justin Beaver. Do you know who he is?"
- "I want to be a teacher when I grow up, so I can chew gum and wear whatever I want."
- after waking me at 6am, an hour before she should be getting up, I said "what are you doing up so early, monkey?" to which she replied "why are you still sleeping, junkie?"
- while painting a picture of a rainbow, she explained that she was painting a rainbow because "my dreams are of rainbows."
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6 comments:
How adorable!
What did you say about the beaver?
I told her he was some punk kid, no one important. She went on about her business. haha!
SO CHARMING! I love this kid.
I can't even–she's my favorite.
Junkie! That's freaking hilarious! Also, I'm about to revolt against work as well if I have to wear pants one more day.
So sweet! Love that you sparkle like sugar!!
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