shit my kid says

25 March, 2015




- while eating breakfast, in a dimly lit dining room, "you sparkle just like sugar."

- "I refuse to go to school for one more day if I have to wear pants."

- "Mom, all the kids at school talk about someone named Justin Beaver. Do you know who he is?"

- "I want to be a teacher when I grow up, so I can chew gum and wear whatever I want."

- after waking me at 6am, an hour before she should be getting up, I said "what are you doing up so early, monkey?" to which she replied "why are you still sleeping, junkie?"

- while painting a picture of a rainbow, she explained that she was painting a rainbow because "my dreams are of rainbows."

6 comments:

Yasumi in Worshipblues said...

How adorable!

What did you say about the beaver?

a little black cloud in a dress said...

I told her he was some punk kid, no one important. She went on about her business. haha!

Tiffany Kadani said...

SO CHARMING! I love this kid.

A Crimson Kiss said...

I can't even–she's my favorite.

Stephanie said...

Junkie! That's freaking hilarious! Also, I'm about to revolt against work as well if I have to wear pants one more day.

Chrissy said...

So sweet! Love that you sparkle like sugar!!