shit my kid says
03 April, 2014
-while she was pretending that her Bunno was a newborn baby, I told her it was time to head downstairs and clean up her toys. she responded with "why would you treat me like this on the day that I had a baby?!"
-I came downstairs and found her watching a game show and I asked her why she wanted to watch that. She said "It's called family game nite, and it's great. You can win things LIKE A NEEEEWWWW CAR!"
-"mom this toothpaste tastes spiced."
-"Michaela was right. I'm a total fraud."
- "my heart depends on a kitten."